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	<description>Statusuri de dragoste, statusuri funny, statusuri messenger, statusuri noi, statusuri misto, statusuri triste, statusuri cool, statuusri de suparare, statusuri haioase, statusuri de craciun, statusuri belea, avatare si massuri;</description>
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		<title>Statusuri cool</title>
		<link>http://www.statusuri-mess.com/statusuri-cool-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dany</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Love is not blind, it&#8217;s retarded!
2. Dragostea=batati de inima pentru dureri de cap
3. Cand am pornit la drum, am intalnit o proasta/Am incercat sa fug, mi-a devenit nevasta
4. Nu conteaza cat ma iubesti&#8230; atata timp cat te prefaci&#8230;
5. Sexul e ca si Cupidon: nu-i destul sa ai arc si sageti, mai tre&#8217; sa ai [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri de agatat</title>
		<link>http://www.statusuri-mess.com/statusuri-de-agatat-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:33:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dany</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Statusuri de agatat]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 
1. Sunt singur si sunt sigur ca si tu esi sigura ca nu mai vrei sa fii singura…
 
2. Sunt cuminte si te fac doar din cuvinte!
 
3. Toti banii din lume ii dau doar pentru iubirea mea… as da si un munte de aur, numai sa te stiu a mea!
 
4. Sunt un [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri romantice</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dany</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Statusuri romantice]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.statusuri-mess.com/?p=119</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Ceea ce-ti scriu acum nu sunt cuvinte, sunt bucati de suflet si minte, caci dragostea nu se scrie se simte…
2. Dumnezeu ne-a dat 2 picioare sa mergem, 2 maini sa tinem, 2 ochi sa vedem, 2 urechi sa auzim, dar de ce ne-a dat o sg. inima? Pt. ca pe cealalta i-a dat-o altcuiva [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri haioase</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dany</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Statusuri funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Statusuri haioase]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.statusuri-mess.com/?p=118</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Ai Bani !?… Hai la bere … N-ai bani !? … Dute vere !
2. O gãinã avea 2 picioare in special stângu` !
3. Se tin fetele de mine parca`si fii actor din filme!
4. Bate si ti se v-a deschide… proces penal !
5. Singurul mod de a va face calculatoarele sa mearga mai repede este [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri diverse</title>
		<link>http://www.statusuri-mess.com/statusuri-diverse-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 16:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dany</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Statusuri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Statusuri diverse]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[180 de statusuri diverse, doar pentru tine.
1 Plecat cu gandu’…la un coupe…motor mare… fara CD si fara  difuzoare…s’auzi cum urca’n ture…prea tare…viseaza in continuare…speranta nu moare…
2 Viata e un joc de cacao in care nu poti folosii coade!
” Domina ca sa nu fii domniat!
4 Ca sa întelegi ca esti prost trebuie totusî sa-ti mearga [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri de agatat</title>
		<link>http://www.statusuri-mess.com/statusuri-de-agatat-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dany</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Statusuri de agatat]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://statusuri-mess.com/?p=115</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Chemati politia!!! Este ilegal ca cineva sa arate asa de bine !
2. Am avut o zi proasta si intodeauna zambetul unei fete dragute ma inveseleste. Vrei sa imi zambesti?
3. Imi dai si mie o poza, ca sa stiu ce sa ii arat Mosului sa imi aduca de Craciun?
4. Crezi in dragoste la prima vedere [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri de dragoste</title>
		<link>http://www.statusuri-mess.com/statusuri-de-dragoste-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dany</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Statusuri de dragoste]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Statusuri de iubire]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://statusuri-mess.com/?p=114</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Sa iubesti inseamna sa doresti in fiecare clipa sa-i auzi glasul… rasul, sa iubesti inseamna sa tremuri de neliniste si sa tresari de bucurie, sa iubesti inseamna sa te oferi din toata fiinta ta celui care-ti tine loc de soare…
2. Dragostea nu are nevoie de cuvinte… Se poate spunde Te Iubesc cu o singura [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri diverse</title>
		<link>http://www.statusuri-mess.com/statusuri-diverse-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dany</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Statusuri amestecate]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Statusuri diverse]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://statusuri-mess.com/?p=113</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Ce s-ar intampla daca o masina, care merge cu viteza luminii, ar aprinde farurile??
2. Pentru fiecare 60 de sec. in care stai suparat, pierzi un minut din viata frumoasa pe care nimeni nu ti-o poate da inapoi… asa ca invata si tu sa fii fericit si sa zambesti!
3. E o alta zi in care [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri de deranj</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dany</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Statusuri DND]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Statusuri de deranj]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://statusuri-mess.com/?p=112</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. DeNeDe ….. drum bun , cale batuta…… cine te prinde in cur sa te f*ta….
2. Vorba multa……..saracia omului…. DND !
3. DND !! ma cac revelatii !
4. DND si DNFD … pentru fanii mei un simplu Te-am pupat si la revedere!
5. Ma bronzez la lumanare… DND

6. Am mancat ceapa….. nu pot vorbii ! 
7. DND [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statusuri haioase</title>
		<link>http://www.statusuri-mess.com/statusuri-haioase-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.statusuri-mess.com/statusuri-haioase-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dany</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Statusuri funny]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Statusuri haioase]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://statusuri-mess.com/?p=111</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Mi-am aprins becu sa sting lumina…
2. Ce ciuda imi este ca nu imi iese schema aia cum o da Ronaldinho de 7 ori in bara !!! Nu-l inteleg ce ghinion are…
3. Mergem la scoala sa nu ne plictisim acasa…
4. Fac teme ca altceva nu mi-o dat scoala…
5. Fuck dush… da shi pe tine daca [...]]]></description>
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